Chapter Twenty Two
ocke’s eyes were adjusted to the light.
It was about all they were adjusted to.
They sure as hell weren’t adjusted to all
the things he was seeing. Whatever the place
was, whoever had built it, it was big. Big
and bright were the only adjectives Locke
could think of to give it. It was too far
outside his - what would Edgar’s fancy books
call it? - frame of reference, maybe.
No, one other thing about it.
Once you got past the flashing lights, the
snakey, ropey tubes, the big flat walls that
showed moving pictures, it was boring.
There wasn’t a single damn thing Locke knew
how to use, or even try to use. The doors
opened on their own. The light was the same
everywhere. As near as he could tell, the
rooms and hallways were all of a uniform
size. And there wasn’t anything moving.
For that last bit, at least, Locke was glad.
Of course, if there’d been someone moving,
he could have maybe gotten some kind of idea
what he was doing.
Ghaleon had said the place would probably
be weird. He hadn’t said it would be like
this.
Locke fought back the bad taste in his mouth
that seemed to show up whenever he thought
about Ghaleon. Especially Ghaleon and -
Uh-uh. No way. He wasn’t going to think about
it.
Ghaleon had also given Locke a description
of what he was looking for. The arrogant
jerk had drawn a picture, too, which Locke
had stuffed in his pocket with a mumbled
thanks. Like he couldn’t understand what
Ghaleon was saying.
Locke’s thoughts were interrupted by something
that, in a small way, broke the monotony
of the sparse metal walls. It was a metal
statue, about a foot below Locke’s height,
plump and not very detailed. He wasn’t sure
if it was supposed to be a person in armour
or something else, but at least it was different.
It was the fourth he’d seen.
Which meant, since he couldn’t see anything
to do with them, either, they were getting
boring, too.
“What I could use is a damn manual,” Locke
said, glaring at the statue as he said it.
Figaroan digging modules were a lot less
complicated than this place, and they came
with manuals.
The statue made a noise.
Locke jumped. “Wha-”
It must have just been his imagination.
And then it happened again.
Locke gulped. At least it was something new.
Cold comfort, that. “Um, a manual,” he said
again, testing the waters. “It’s a book.
Tells you how to work things.”
Locke felt stupid. That statue wasn’t going
to give him a manual. It’s ‘mouth’ - the
grill that covered its face where a mouth
and chin would be, anyway - hadn’t moved.
It probably hadn’t even spoken.
“Descendant linguistic verification process
complete,” said the statue.
Locke opened his mouth to say something,
then shut it again. What was he supposed
to say to it? “Um...” he managed.
“Unknown request. Please try again.” The
statue’s tinny metallic voice sounded a little
ticked off.
“Sorry. I was, er, wondering if I could get
a manual for this place?”
The statue leaned forward, which gave Locke
another start - the thing could move?! -
and then said, “Please state your security
clearance level and provide documentation
to support the statement.”
Locke didn’t say anything for a moment. He
didn’t think he could bluff the statue -
or whatever it was - into giving him a manual.
He also didn’t really think he could beat
the thing in a fight, although maybe if he
had to he could, since it was on the smallish
side.
“I left ‘em in my other vest,” Locke said.
He backed off a step. “I’ll just go get that
now.”
Before he could run, the statue’s bulky arm
was raised and pointed... down another hallway.
“Residential quarters are in this direction.
Have a nice day.”
Locke nodded slowly, pretty sure from the
statue’s tone that what it really wanted
to say was, ‘residential quarters are in
this direction, you moron.’ Too damn bad
for it.
And, in the end, it had told him something
he didn’t know. If there were residential
quarters... Locke didn’t know what that meant,
or if it even meant anything, but he figured
it couldn’t hurt to check it out.
He hadn’t gotten two hallways down when he
heard the pounding.
Instinct told him to hide and see whatever
it was before it saw him. Locke was a man
who lived by instinct whenever possible,
so he ducked into one of the recessed doorways.
That pounding noise was getting louder, too.
He’d been right to wait and watch. Nothing
really heavy and dangerous could fit through
the hallways, though - they weren’t much
more than man-sized.
How heavy would a walking metal statue be?
Locke gulped. Maybe he hadn’t bluffed so
well, after all.
“I hope you rust, you dirty little snitch,”
he muttered, wishing nothing but ill for
the statue that had ratted him out to the
authorities. Whatever those were.
He got a glimpse a moment later.
It was a metal statue, all right, and, in
a certain light, it kind of looked like the
one he’d chatted up before. Except that this
one brushed against the ceiling of the eight-foot-high
hallway, was built like a strongman, and
was wide enough to nearly fill the eight
feet from wall to wall.
Locke knew he wasn’t going to beat this one,
even if he might have taken out the little
cousin.
And it knew where he was.
Locke threw himself into the doorway - no
way it could pursue him through that - and
ducked to the side. Who knew what that thing
could do to him?
He found out a moment later when it followed.
“Can’t a guy get a break?!” Locke yelled,
figuring that he couldn’t possibly be in
worse trouble than he already was. His pursuer
could get through doorways by rolling into
a ball about six feet across. Probably designed
that way just for this reason.
Not very fair, Locke thought.
He thought it as he ran, clearing the metal
statue with a leap and hitting the hard,
equally metal floor in just as much of a
ball. He got up quicker, though, taking the
hallway in the direction away from which
he’d come.
And the metal statue pursued.
Locke soon discovered another reason why
it could roll into a ball - it moved a lot
faster that way in the long, straight halls.
And then, the rumbling sound of its movement
stopped. Locke skidded to a halt and looked
over his shoulder. It seemed to be just standing
there, for all the world like exactly what
he’d thought its smaller kin were - statues.
And then Locke noticed the small red dot
on his chest.
“Oh, hell,” he said, throwing himself flat
on his back just in time to avoid a blast
of something, what he couldn’t tell, which
flew over his head and hit the far wall.
Locke felt a wave of heat. The wall exploded.
Locke’s heart skipped a beat. If the wall
was gone, he could just get out -
Except that if the wall was gone, there would
be nothing outside except solid stone.
So instead, Locke ran around the next corner
he could find. How long could the metal statue
keep up with him? Probably forever, which
was a lot more than Locke could say. He wasn’t
in bad shape, not really, but his breath
was coming in short gasps. He had to rest-
A hulking metal figure rounded the corner
behind him and lined up for another shot.
His breath restored, as if by a miracle,
Locke took the first door he could see.
“Security system malfunction, please send
maintenance,” the monotonous female voice
that had been making occasional pleas for
maintenance since he’d first showed up said.
But the door opened.
There was no other way out of the room.
Locke thought about trying a different door,
but he didn’t have time.
What he did have was exactly the thing Ghaleon
had told him to find.
“Well I’ll be,” Locke said, picking up the
artifact. It was as crisply metallic as the
walls, the innumerable weird boxes - and
the metal statues.
It was also lighter weight than Locke would
have thought. He spun it around and pointed
it at the door. Whatever the thing was, it
looked a lot like a magitech cannon. Maybe
he could bluff the pursuing metal statue,
even if he didn’t know how to use the thing.
Speak of the devil, Locke thought as his
pursuer lined up in the doorway.
“Back off, or I’ll shoot!” Locke said, raising
the artifact menacingly.
“Unknown device,” the pursuit statue said,
its voice deeper than, but otherwise identical
to, that of the first one Locke had spoken
to. “Danger unconfirmed.”
It took a step forward.
“Confirm this,” Locke said, pressing every
button he could get his hands to without
dropping the artifact.
One of them worked.
A beam of light shot from the artifact’s
front - not where Locke would have thought,
which made him damn glad that he’d had it
pointed in the right direction - and hit
the metal statue.
It didn’t seem to do anything.
And then, the statue disappeared, taking
a good part of the floor and walls and ceiling
with it.
Locke looked down at the artifact.
“Um...” he said.
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