Welcome, science fans! I, the great Professor Hojo, welcome you to my RPG Inquisitor feature. As a leading expert in the field of genetic mutation, I am eminently qualified to bring you:
Freak of the Week
The Stupefying Slimoogle (Oozius Mogilium)
Professor Hojo For my seventh Freak, I have sought out a truly exceptional kind of monster, one that boggles the mind at the very thought of its unnatural and sickening existence! That creature is not one, but an entire genus of monsters, each more shocking than the last - the Slimoogle!
Originally created by a mad marketing executive who intended to combine the success of the Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior series by joining together the mascots of each, the Slimoogle soon became one of the most feared monsters in the worlds!
Each breed of Slimoogle, from the valuable Gold Slimoogle to the mighty King Slimoogle, combines the most dangerous traits of Slimes and Moogles, with suitably freakish results.
Slimoogles are, however, extremely rare monsters. This is perhaps because neither Slimes nor Moogles are exceptionally dangerous creatures. However, were some cunning individual to crossbreed these noble beasts with, say, a Kobold, the results would be a master monster race that could sweep all before them! Ahhahahahahahaha!
Not that anyone would EVER think of doing THAT...
Slimoogle Breeds
(from left)
Slimoogle Knight, King Slimoogle, Blue Slimoogle