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Sprite: "If it's so simple then how come you don't already know?"
JP: "The fact that you keep dodging it has piqued my curiosity."
Boy: "Can we get back to the interview?"
JP: "Shut up, Boy. I call the shots around here."
JP: "Now, let's get back to the interview."
Girl: "How about we start by figuring out why we were never invited to the Playoffs if we're supposedly so popular?"
JP: "That's a good question. You three are definitely remarkable in that you were in the first and thus far only three player RPG."
Girl: "What do you mean, 'player?' Are you implying that someone or something is controlling our ac--"
JP: "Hey! Stop rifling through my cabinets!"
Sprite: "Sorry, I don't know what came over me."
JP: "Hmmm. As you were saying?"
Girl: "Never mind..."
JP: "Come to think of it, it looks like we all have you to thank for the restricting 3-person parties of next generation RPGs."
Boy: "It wasn't my fault! I looked and looked for more companions. Honest, I did. This was the best I could do."
Sprite: "Thanks for the vote of confidence, you big jerk."
Boy: "Up yours, you androgynous smurf."
Girl: "Knock it off, you brats!"
JP: "Wow. Were you always this way?"
Girl: "No... After our quest, we became disillusioned."
Boy: "And frustrated."
Sprite: "And bored."
JP: "Well, the RPGP is the perfect place to get that out of your system. But can you handle the competition?"
Girl: "I know I can. I don't know about the two slackers here."
Boy: "Slackers? You were the one picking flowers and stuff while we were getting ambushed."
Girl: "They were herbs!"
JP: "Ahem. Can we get on with this? Now, what are your abilities?"
Boy: "We all can use lots of different weapons. Girl and Sprite can use magic, but not me."
JP: "What's so special about you, then?"
Boy: "Well, I'm the best with the weapons. And, I have the Mana Sword."
Sprite: "Big whoop."
Boy: "Hey, it's the most powerful weapon in the world! We couldn't have won without it."
Girl: "Yeah, but only with my help. Besides, if you hadn't messed with it in the first place we wouldn't have needed to go through all that crap."
JP: "I'm getting quite tired of this. How about I book you in a Triple Threat match next week so you can settle your differences once and for all?"
Boy: "Sounds good to me."
Girl: "Fine by me too."
Sprite: "Yeah, let's get it on."
JP: "Very well. Good luck in the RPGP. I hope you sustain many injuries."