How Tell Me, Yes - Professor Bordam Daravon

Dear Professor Daravon,
Since I am a monstrous hybrid bioweapon with a burning hatred for the world that created me, it is obvious that I am highly qualified to become at the very least a lesser god. However, I don't know quite how to go about accomplishing the transformation! Surely such a wise teacher as yourself knows something as simple as a method for achieving immortality and unthinkable destructive power?
Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Your pal,
Sephiroth

Daravon Question
Daravon Answer
Dear Sephiroth,
Question asked you by is good one! Lot of interests in this am I receiving, so answer first will I. Meteor needing are you, so Black Materia find is good idea. Black Materia being used are being used in North Crater, reminding you! Job points are the points of an Ability, so getting more few helping you will - random battles, yes! This's the way. Off course, NPCs in random battles are not, so find party member if needed would be way to advance. Meteors summoned are hitting planet, and becoming god are you!
Truly you're,
Professor Bordam Daravon