Emperor Cain Through the Ages

Emperor Cain through the Ages is reproduced here with the permission of the Solaris Imperial Appreciation Institute, and is comprised of a series of lectures left by Emperor Cain for his numerous progeny, to be shown in the event of his death.
All dates are listed in Cain Era (CE), since, after all, Emperor Cain doesn't have much to say about anything before it!
Thanks to Institute Director MrsYuiRicdeau@aol.com for concept and images!

CE 6078 - Disco Fever!

Dance King Cain at the Zeboim Disco ChampionshipsThis picture dates from my favorite era - Zeboim in the six-thousand seventies! Ah, what a time it was - disco was king, and I was Emperor. Many a night I danced away, breaking out the original mad skillz on dance floors all over the world. I loved everything about this time period - the polyester, the music, the lights, the hair, and especially the women!

Even by this late date, I still took my responsibilities as Father of Humanity very seriously, let me tell you. But why not mix business with pleasure, I always say - it saves time, which matters more to me than you might think, considering that I'm immortal! Anyway, there was no place like a disco to wow the ladies with my moves, style and hair.

Personally, I wish the Zeboim Era could have lasted forever. Not only would I still be dancing (I just couldn't stop when the spark got hot!), I might never have ended up in this stupid life support system! Unfortunately, Miang and the Gazel Ministry gathered all of this so-called data showing that Zeboim people had something wrong with them, something in their genetic code or such nonsense, and had to be wiped out by massive nuclear war.

Personally, I think they were just mad because I was a better dancer.

On the other hand, after 99% of the population was wiped out, I had to start my Deus-given mission all over again! It wasn't an easy job, but I put heart and soul into it, and look at all the people wandering around today as a result of that arduous work!