|Throughout the ages, man has struggled against
his inherent desire to imbibe large
of often foul-tasting intoxicant brews...
but no more! Thanks to Jesiah Black,
Commander of Gebler and long-time drunkard,
YOU can embrace a new look on life,
your struggles with the bottle goodbye!
Because Jesiah's revolutionary new alcoholism program, explained in The Thinking Person's Guide to Sobriety, is your ticket out of a downward spiral that, unchecked, could leave you little more than Seraph-bait on the deck of the Thames!
Jesiah's simple, easy to apply principle is this: Drunkenness isn't so bad after all! And once you've read The Thinking Person's Guide to Sobriety, you'll see why! As Jesiah so aptly demonstrates, citing a vast body of research and his own life story, it's in fact the only way to live!
Order TODAY at the low, low price of 2000 G, and you'll receive a complimentary can of beer, each individually signed by Jesiah himself! A sobering thought? Not in the least!