The Thinking Person's Guide to Sobriety by Jesiah Black Throughout the ages, man has struggled against his inherent desire to imbibe large quantities of often foul-tasting intoxicant brews... but no more! Thanks to Jesiah Black, former Commander of Gebler and long-time drunkard, YOU can embrace a new look on life, and kiss your struggles with the bottle goodbye!

Because Jesiah's revolutionary new alcoholism program, explained in The Thinking Person's Guide to Sobriety, is your ticket out of a downward spiral that, unchecked, could leave you little more than Seraph-bait on the deck of the Thames!

Jesiah's simple, easy to apply principle is this: Drunkenness isn't so bad after all! And once you've read The Thinking Person's Guide to Sobriety, you'll see why! As Jesiah so aptly demonstrates, citing a vast body of research and his own life story, it's in fact the only way to live!

Order TODAY at the low, low price of 2000 G, and you'll receive a complimentary can of beer, each individually signed by Jesiah himself! A sobering thought? Not in the least!