This Is Why You Are No Good - Melfice Worlds-renowned swordsman and bringer of ruination Melfice has put pen to paper to record his thoughts, and the result is this astonishing work - This Is Why You Are No Good!

Within these pages, you'll discover not only why Melfice's style and power make him better than puny mortal worms such as yourself, you'll also come to realize that you are totally worthless compared to anything else, even lower than bacteria and viruses! And you'll realize the liberating potential of knowing just how pathetic you are!

Melfice's work has become a self-help classic that has already inspired millions to actualize their inner worthlessness - and so can YOU, for just 1000 gald plus shipping and handling!